Monday 5th July 2004 - Day 295/366 - Darwin, Northern Territory.

What is the World Coming to.

I tell you I've been away for 10 months and Greece only go and win the Euro Championships. I can't believe it. I didn't watch it (i was sleeping), but I knew they won because at about 6.30 all I could hear was car horns and cheering. This is Darwin, not bloody Athens, but now everyone claims to be part Greek.

It does beg 2 questions:

1. Do any greeks actually live in Greece?
2. How can a country where you can't even use toilet paper be European Champions?

For my part I think all Greeks are Malakas.