Wednesday, August 25, 2004

Thursday 26th August 2004 - Day 347/365 - Bangkok, Thailand to Fleet, Hampshire, England

Happy Birthday Lucas!

I've no ideas of days and when things have happened. I find myself on the evening of the 26th at my computer desk in Fleet with my trip over. The last couple of days have been a bit of a blur.

Currently I'm not going to make too much effort to contact anybody. Just going to take a few days to get my feet under the table and see how the land lies.

I'll take you back to Tuesday night (Thailand time). Having made the decision to return home and changed my flight home to depart from Bangkok on Thursday night, it promised to be the longest 60 hours of my life. My flight on Wednesday morning from Krabi to Bangkok cost as much as it would have done to catch a bus to Phuket. Bizarre. Equally bizarre was the golf course in between the runways.

Faced with a 36 hour wait in Bangkok airport, I plopped for the pleading option and was put on the standby list for that nights flight. The wait was well worthwhile as I scraped onto the Big Plane home and that is how I ended up here. All over in a bit of a flash.

I have no negative thoughts on coming home. It just feels like home. I guess that proves it was the right move.

The first thing I noticed was that people talk proper English.

Where are all the mopeds? and all the traffic for that matter? I expected it everywhere. 6am isn't too early for rush hour.

Coming back into Fleet and the surrounding area, my old world, somehow everything seemed smaller, but normal and right.

At home waiting for me, were my fatter cats, my boomerang, a cooked breakfast with black pudding, a fleet win (come on the bloo's), a wardrobe with more than 7 t shirts in it, radio 5, my trainers, jeans, my watch and a fluffy towel.

Had a visit from my next door neighbour. I thought she'd come round to see me so chatted away at her for ages, but it turned out she didn't want me. Never mind.

Had an invite to go see Briggsy in Kingston. Sorry I had to decline. I'm sure you understand.

Spoke to Big Steve and then a visit in the evening.

Stan came round, which was nice. He kept me awake all day and was good value as ever.

Spoke to Hx too.

Its good to see and talk to you all. Everyone I'll be in contact with shortly. Give me time, I need to sort out my mobile contract. There are no team orders here.

Why is everyone in short sleeves. It's bloody freezing.

Mum cooked Roast Pork tonight. Threw the routine up the swanny. And all that with jet lag too.

BTW the blog goes on in the short term. Resettling back into reality and all. Will explain more in tomorrows posting.

Wednesday 25th August 2004 - Day 346/365 - Ao Nang, Thailand to Bangkok, Thailand

Off the cuff last night I changed my plans and booked a flight to Bangkok for today rather than going to Phuket. It was only 2765 Baht and my hope is to get the next plane home. It wasn't quite as unplanned as I make it sound, it's something I've been considering for a while. I've said before that I'm ready for home. I'm just weary of travelling, my hearts no longer in it and I see no point in delaying the inevitable.

I don't look on it as a negative step. I'm really looking forward to doing normal things, like working, watching football, my Mum's cooking, having a beer and a game of pool in a proper pub and catching up with all my real friends, instead of the fake friends you meet on the way that you play lets pretend with. I'll just point out that I have also met many good lifelong friends along the way.

I think Asia is harder to travel around on your own. It doesn't have the hostel comradry of Oz. MOst of the accomodation is guesthouses. I could make the effort to meet people, but I really am past caring. I can't be arsed with the tours or making the effort with new people. A sure sign that I'm ready for home.

This posting probably sounds very depressing, but I assure you that I am far from depressed. I'm actually very positive about the future. I just feel like a row boat on a pond and the attendant is saying. "Come in Mr Bloo, your time is up." and what a time it's been.

Tuesday, August 24, 2004

Tuesday 24th August 2004 - Day 345/365 - Ao Nang, Thailand

"No I don't want a bloody suit"

"Layla" came on in the cafe I was in and one stupid young Englisg girl gets all excited and says "Oh, is that the Bill?" Doesn't it make you feel proud? I must escape from these people.

I watched the beach volleyball, where the Aussie chick hurt her shoulder, played on bravely and played on it alot and ultimately lost. Then watched Brit, Amir Khan, totally demolish the Korean in the first round to guarantee himself a medal. Finally watched the Iraq v Paraguay semi final. The Iraqis sadly lack quality, but boy to they have some pluck and contributed to a good game, but ultimated the class shown through, that and a couple of off side goals.

Monday, August 23, 2004

Monday 23rd August 2004 - Day 344/365 - Ao Nang, Thailand

Ao Nang is surrounded by amazing rock formations that just erupt out of the ground and form steep cliffs.

Most people come here to go out to koh Phi Phi (The Beach) and the James Bond Island, but we all know that I'm not most people.

Sunday 22nd August 2004 - Day 343/365 - Ao Nang, Thailand

"Tropical beaches, Fiery cuisine, Sex Industry." That is what the lonely planet says makes Thailand famous.

Today it rained and rained and rained and rained.

The shopkeepers are all sad, everyone depressed, but I don't care. I don't mind rain. My skins waterproof.

People can say that this isn't Thailand, but it is, at least at this time of year.

The Thai coverage of the Olympics is all in Thai and they only seem to televise Boxing.

Did I mention that it rained today.

Sunday, August 22, 2004

Saturday 21st August 2004 - Day 342/365 - Tanjung Bungah, Penang, Malaysia to Ao Nang, Thailand

After my parents left last night, folowing a farewell that we had waited all day for, had come up rather quickly and was far too brief, I slipped off to the Night Market to spend the remaining Ringits. Loads of stalls down there, but they all sell the same stuff. Mainly cheap DVD's.

Boy do those Durians smell. How can anybody even think of eating them.

Got a taxi back to the hotel.

Driver - You on your own?

Bloo - Yeah

Driver - You want some company for tonight?

Bloo - Not the kind your offering.

Oh the offers you get when you're footloose and fancy free. There was an uncomfortable silence the rest of the way.

Saw Chris Hoy win our first gold medal. Seems that the Brits are out there in Numbers and creating a great atmosphere, even if we haven't got a terrific standard of athletes out there.

I shedded a load of my weight and a bag to my parents to take home for me. Man it's nice to be back to just the one bag.

The minibus picked me up at 6.30 for the trip to Thailand. No dramas at the border. Feelings on entering Thailand were again looking at coming home and what it's going to be like for the first few days. I'm only 6 hours different to home now.

This is my 9th country in my year, excluding England and Hutt River Province.

Why don't half the moped riders wear helmets? Why are there 3 people on most most mopeds? Why do most of the pillions ride side saddle? How can you ride when you have one hand on the bike and one hand on the baby? What's an American doing on the bus and why does he have to talk so loud? I wanna shoot him, god knows what the arabs wants to do to him.

I had a 2 hour wait in Hat Yai. They just drop you on a corner cafe and say the bus will be along later. They obviously run to schedules, but there is no indication of this. The Minibus to Krabi arrived on time, but leaked, you couldn't open the door from the inside, we were crammed in like sardines and even I had to bend over double to get to my seat. Oh and it rained. Boy did it rain and boy did it leak. If anything happened I think they'd have to use a tin opened to get us out.

From Krabi I caught a bus out to Ao Nang where I had cheated and booked a room. I paid $29 us a night for it, which for Thailand is very expensive. However I figure I've done my stint slumming it and whilst it's cheap I may as well make hay while the sun shines. I want my last 3 weeks to be as comfortable as possible. I'm right on the beach which is cool.

I saw my first He/She or She/He, I'm never sure which it is. He/She or She/He was actually my waiter/waiteress or waiteress/waiter and very convincing He/She or She/He was until He/She or She/He spoke. Then you notice He/She or She/He was very flat chested and had the makings of a lunch box. Best 220 Baht I've ever spent, on the meal, in fact its the only bahts I've spent so far.

Got to watch the mighty Spurs again. Conceded a few chances early doors, but have done well when you consider that over the season they have changed a whole team with the exception of Ledley. A squad that had underachievement written all over it had to be changed. With the signing of Carrick I do believe that we now have 3 of Englands best young midfielders and a spine of a team that could go on and win lots of England caps. We also signed a couple of quality experienced short term fixes that have supplemented our young players nicely. Still not counting any chickens.

............. and Fleet got there first point of the season too. 1-1 againt Tooting and Mitcham.

Friday, August 20, 2004

Friday 20th August 2004 - Day 341/365 - Tanjung Bungah, Penang, Malaysia

Did the rounds saying bye to the Barmen, waitress, bell boys and local shop keepers and dishing out books and flip flops (don't ask), much to there delight.

It's been nice to see my folks again. We've played cards, darts and pool and drunk beer and Singapore Slings and Rusty Nails and listened to crap music. Sometimes it's felt like the Pontins Crocodile Club, but not often.

I'm sure they've seen a difference in me. They did say that they were amazed that I've got this far and really did think that I'd be home by Xmas 2003. In truth, the only time that I considered coming home early was from Penang, when I wasn't very well.

My parents fly home tonight, whilst I remain for one more night before heading to Thailand for the final 23 days of my trip.

Thursday 19th August 2004 - Day 340/365 - Tanjung Bungah, Penang, Malaysia

Another day another trip to a cemetery and more cheap DVD's.

Watched the ladies weightlifting. What a bunch of Olga's. I demand that the Olympic council rename the sport. Surely it must be libelist to call them ladies.

I'm giving up going out and drinking when I get home. It's too expensive. I'm taking up table tennis.

It's my aim to win an Olympic Gold Medal before I die.

Wednesday 18th August 2004 - Day 339/365 - Tanjung Bungah, Penang, Malaysia.

Happy Birthday to ........................ me! Yep 21 (for the 9th time). All I can say is that I hope my 29th year is as good as my 28th. It's sure going to be different, but that's not necessarily bad. I'm quite excited about it.

I had to put on a pair of trousers and a shirt for the first time in a year. Footwear was thongs tho. We went out for a meal with Nagie. Nagie is the character who was locally enlisted, by the British Army for the Malaya crisis, who we met the other day. He lives in Malacca, on the mainland, south of KL, but was so excited about meeting my Dad (poor man) that he came all the way up to Penang.

Anyway he's been staying with his Sister and having pleaded poverty picked us up the other day in an S Class Merc. Suitably impressed he informed up that it belonged to his brother in law, saying he was in business. Well today we went to the business, a fabric stall in the market. What ever happened to 3 wheeled vans.

Nagie is 3rd generation Malaysian and of tamal descent so he took up to an Indian restaurant in Little India. The difference being that's it spicier, tastier and only costs 1gbp a dish, oh and the Malays eat with there fingers.

In the end it was quite embarrassing because Nagie and his friend has brought us all fairwell gifts. Dad got a Sarong. Apparently he used to wear them when he was here and thats where David Beckham gets his styling tips from. Anyway Nagie doesn't really want financial aid, he just wants recognition from the British Army. Fair play.

I convinced the house band to get off Frank Sinatra and Tom Jones tonight. They played G 'n' R "Sweet Child of Mine" for me. It cleared the bar, which was pretty good considering it was empty anyway. I'm just trying to expand there reportoire.

Tuesday 17th August 2004 - Day 338/365 - Tanjung Bungah, Penang, Malaysia.

I picked up Stans waterproof case for his camera today. Cost about 110 gbp saving him about 40 gbp. The lady in the shop asked if I wanted another receipt (repeatly) so that I can charge my friend more. She was shocked when I said no. "You very honest." Well it would kind of defeat the purpose. Anyway they are back in blighty on the 21st. I'm sure they'd love a visit and you can talk about me.

The sun came out today and everything looks so different and so much nicer. It's been warm here, we've had a few downpours, but the main problem has been a haze caused by forest fires in Indonesia (apparently).

Bought some cheap DVD's today. Good quality and only 75p. I reckon that Bad Santa is one of the funniest, most original movies I've seen. Wouldn't watch it with my parents tho.

I can't believe that the Grandstands aren't absolutely rammed for the womens beach volleyball. That would be the first tickets that I would buy.

Monday 16th August 2004 - Day 337/365 - Tanjung Bungah, Penang, Malaysia.

Hired a car for the drive to Taiping, another of Dad's old haunts. We got a Proton 1.5, which is basically what everyone drives over here. It was so sluggish that I kept checking the handbrake, because it felt like it was constantly on.

Taiping is back on the mainland. Having negoiated the scooter brigade and found the massive causeway we were back on the mainland and in Taiping after about 1.5 hours. The scooters come at you from all angles, including straight at you on a one way street.

When we got to Dad's old barracks in Kamunting, he exclaimed how much it has changed. Yep Dad things do change over 40 years. Even he's changed a bit. Anyway the former hospital is now a Malay artillery base. Dad caused a bit of a commotion at the guard room and ultimately was unsuccessful in getting a tour of the barracks. So we went to the war cemetery. As ever beautifully kept.

It was good to get into the bush and away from the tourists. Even saw a couple of monkeys in the wild.

In the car on the way back, Dad pipes up with. "Stuart, theres a knock coming from the engine"

"Er, no Dad that'll be the beat from the music." Those hearing aids are good.

Back in Penang we went to the war museum at the old fort in Batu Maung. Very interesting. Those Japs were buggers!

On the way back we decided to drive up the middle of the island. The last time I did that was in Tenerife. The road through the middle looked the most direct. It would have been quicker had there not been a massive Volcano in the centre. Fortunately there are no such obstacles in Penang.

Saw a scooter learning centre. That must be where there are taught to use their mobiles, text, hold babies (really, I've got a pic), cut you up, undertake you and drive on the wrong side of the road.

I booked my bus to Thailand for Saturday. 65 rm pays for my 8 hour trip to Krabi. That's borderline robbery. Cuff me! (Please)

Sunday 15th August 2004 - Day 336/365 - Tanjung Bungah, Penang, Malaysia.

Watching the Olympics last night I really that I have gained an irrational hatred of most things American. However, It was nice to hear a nice and restrained rendition of the Star Spangled Banner after all the glitz and tat that I experienced in the US. The boy Phelps has done well, but he couldn't help whooping like, well like an American, when he won.

I can't remember the last time I missed the opening day of the football season. Actually it might have been 1992, when my parents decided to take me to Majorca as opposed to seeing Aldershot play Clapton in their inaugrual game as the new club. I did make Collier Row away on the Tuesday tho. Since then I've always holidayed outside of the football season. Maybe that partly explains my current marital status. It's been weird being away from football. I'm sure it's done me good, I'm just not sure how!

I did get to watch the mighty Spurs play the hub cap nickers live on Satelite. They get every single Premiership game shown as live or live over here. I may never leave (not really, I need to eat sometime). Anyway Spurs showed some signs of promise, but I'm not saying anything too positive until I've seen them a few more times. As a Spurs fan I've got used to false dawns.

Fleet got a pasting, according to the scoreline, 1-4 at Hastings. By all accounts it appears we were unlucky, but we would say that wouldn't we. Hopefully we'll have at least a few points by Bashley on the 14th September. Don't think I could keep my spirits up for too long if we get Xmas again still in single figures.

You've gotta love copies. Office 2003 and Dreamweaver 4 (not sure what Dad wants that for) for 5 rm each. Sorry Bill if you're reading. All bought from proper shops in pukka shopping malls and they work.

Taxi drivers. In KL the taxis all had meters and that's what you pay. In Penang, they have meters, but cover them up and haggle a price before you go anywhere. In fairness you find yourself arguing over 10p or something rediculous. It's still very reasonable.

Saturday, August 14, 2004

Saturday 14th August 2004 - Day 335/365 - George Town, Penang, Malaysia.

Why am I still single? Well yes, mostly by choice, but also my Mum must take some of the credit. Last night whilst Dad and I played darts, Mum chatted to the singer. The singer being the only crumpet in the hotel, by virtue of the fact that she's the only one under 30 and doesn't wear a berka. Mum discussed with her my food poisoning, my Irritable Bowel and my divorce. Cheers.

It's the opening day of the football season. Despite Fleet's lowly finish last season, optimism is high (isn't it always before a ball is kicked) and I would dearly love to be in Hastings today. Come on the Bloo's.

Praise be a movement. 1st since Monday.

Friday 13th August 2004 - Day 334/365 - George Town, Penang, Malaysia.

I do feel uncomfortable around ordinary tourists. I've always had a sneaky suspicion that it just wasn't me. I find nothing relaxing about sitting round a pool or on a beach.

We did a tour of the island. We expected a tour of the island in a luxury coachs with loads of other tourists. We got an old taxi and a driver who didn't speak very good english. What followed was a drive around the whole island, passed the butterfly and fruit farms and the fishing. After 1.5 hours of total silence in the taxi the driver pipes up with "Do you want to see the Snake Temple". At which point point Dad replied. "Yes and we're supposed to stop at a fruit farm, a butterfly farm and a fishing village." Talk about bolting horses.

Anyway the snake temple was a terrible disappointment. I expected snake pits Indiana Jones stylee. Instead we got a couple of little 'venomous' snakes on branches, no doubt doped to the eyeballs.

Like good Englishmen we didn't complain, but we whinged like hell.

Today I'm feeling much more relaxed about the whole travelling in Asia thing, which has come a great relief.

I worked out that I had eaten squid. I couldn't work out what had done me and was beginning to question myself.


Thursday 12th August 2004 - Day 333/365 - George Town, Penang, Malaysia.

What meal do I want when I get back? That was the question that my Mum asked me the other night. Bit of a silly question really, because I return on a Tuesday. You see the Reeves (snr) residence is run under strict routines. One such routine is the weekly meal rota.

Sunday - Roast (rotate - Pork, Lamb, Beef, Chicken)
Monday - Left overs with gravy.
Tuesday - Something with mince (rotate - Spag Bol, Rissolles, Meatloaf)
Wednesday - Curry
Thursday - Mixed Grill
Friday - Fish and Chips (Steak for me)
Saturday - M&S prepared dish or BBQ in summer (rain or shine)

All meals expertly prepared by my Mum apart from the BBQ which Mum still lights as Dad is at football. So you see, on the day I comeback I know that I will be eating mince. Dad once said to me that if you have routines then you never forget anything. Trouble is he does forget things. Yesterday he went out with on 1 hearing aid in.

I think the last few days has proved to me that I am ready for home. I need to use these last couple of weeks to relax as much as possible. If I don't then I may as well be at home freaking out.

Met another of Dad's contacts today. Nagie was a locally enlisted RAMC soldier during the 1960's. He's Malaysian and served 6 years in the British Army before the Army pulled out. He still had one year to serve and claims the army deserted him and is left with no pension. He's quite a character.

Thursday, August 12, 2004

Wednesday 11th August 2004 - Day 332/365 - George Town, Penang, Malaysia.

Listened to the Malaysian house band completely obliterate 'We've only just begun' by The Carpenters. Those who were at the Officers Mess, Keogh Barracks on the 29th May 1999 will realize the significance of the song. Despite it all I still love the song. I think it has some of the best, most poignant lyrics. This version however was so bad that Dad had to take his hearing aids out.

We've only just begun to live
White lace and promises
A kiss for luck and we're on our way
We've only just begun

Before the rising sun we fly
So many roads to choose
We start our walking
And learn to run
And yes!
We've only just begun

(*) Sharin' horizons that are new to us
Watchin' the signs along the way
Talkin' it over just the two of us
Workin' together day to day, together

(**) And when the evening comes we smile
So much of life ahead
We'll find a place where there's room to grow
And yes!
We've only just begun

Repeat (*)

Repeat (**)



I think I've missed a trick with Malaysia. I find it dirty and smelly and all together rather unpleasant. The food, for the most part, I wouldn't even feed to a dog I hated, mainly because he'd be eating himself. The food that appears edible, on closer inspection is gammy cuts of meat, origin unknown. No wonder they are all skinny as rakes. I guess we're spoilt in the western world.

I don't find it any cheaper than anywhere else, unless, of course, malay labour has been used.


Tuesday, August 10, 2004

Tuesday 10th August 2004 - Day 331/365 - George Town, Penang, Malaysia.

Happy Birthday Glennis!

Read 'A Time to Die - the Kursk disaster'. That's my 40th book since I left. Sometimes I even amaze myself. The book explains the disaster in great detail. Can't even begin to comprehend what must have gone through the minds of the submariners.

Appetite - returning.

Bowels - blocked.

Monday 9th August 2004 - Day 330/365 - George Town, Penang, Malaysia.

After 2 days of turmoil I finally went to the quacks.

Diagnosis - Food poisoning

Solution - Imodium, antibiotics, something for food poisoning, something for stomach pain and rehydration salts.

I know it's not the most pleasant subject, but hey that's travelling and all for 120 ringets.

Down a notch on my belt too. Back to pre tour.

I thought I'd turned a corner, but then I came to Asia and now I hope I haven't put myself back.

Sunday 8th August 2004 - Day 329/365 - George Town, Penang, Malaysia.

Watched the Community Shield on the box today. I find it so depressing that Man U have stores over in this part of the world. The shirts are everywhere. They all love the English game, but what do they know about it. Just the drivel they get fed. They've only heard of Man U and more recently, for varying reasons, Arsenal, Chelsea and Real Madrid.

As for the game itself, i can't get overly excited. Yeah it was a good game, but how many English players were out there. In the starting line ups 2 for Arsenal, 3 for Man U, plus a couple of paddies and a taff. Bring on Fleet v Bashley and Andy Sinton who made his debut yesterday.


Saturday 7th August 2004 - Day 328/365 - Kuala Lumpur, Selangor, Malaysia to George Town, Penang, Malaysia.

Happy Birthday Lisa!

Had the challenge today of trying to work out how we were going to get 3 people and all my parents luggage down to the bus station. In the end I caught a taxi with all the luggage and they walked. Serves them right.

The bus depot is total mayhem. Not really setup for lugging 2 massive and heavy suitcases around, but the 5 hour trip is a bargain at 23 ringets.

What followed was the most uncomfortable 5 hours of my life. The seats are comfortable enough. They're big reclining loungers that wouldn't go amiss in a living room, in front of a widescreen TV with a beer in hand, but unfortunately the lack of suspension on the bus negates all benefit from said lounger. The bumps, which come frequently on Malaysian freeways, and the accompanying foot high leap made sleep impossible and sort only to blend my stomach, which was already in turmoil.

Friday, August 06, 2004

Friday 6th August 2004 - Day 327/365 - Kuala Lumpur, Selangor, Malaysia.

Didn't manage to find the nice area of KL. Not entirely convinced that there is too much for the tourist here. Been a good experience.

Health and safety wouldn't be high on the KL city council important list. There are a distinct lack of pedestrian crossings and lots of holes in the pavements.

Thursday 5th August 2004 - Day 326/365 - Kuala Lumpur, Selangor, Malaysia.

Its strange to see all the women in there beautiful flowing berkas with there faces covered and only there eyes visible. Occasionally you get a flash of an adidas trainer and I wonder what else they wear under all there regalia. What do they wear when they're not in company or when they go to bed? How come the fellas get to wear whatever they like?

Went to the bus station to book a coach to Penang for Saturday. There are about a million different companies vying for your business. It seems organised although, i'm not sure how.

Went up to the KL tower, which is the worlds 4th biggest communicaions tower. As impressive as all these erections are, i still have no desire to climb it.

Next it was to the very famous Petronas twin towers. As with all these great landmarks, it's difficult to gauge the scale of it from the base.

Have you ever watched a woman in a berka trying to eat? I did today in "A&W - All American Food"

Wednesday 4th August 2004 - Day 325/365 - Singapore, Singapore to Kuala Lumpur, Selangor, Malaysia.

Happy Birthday Heidi!

Dad set the alarm for this morning. Unfortunately he takes his hearing aid out at night and can't hear it going off.

Got the hire car and started the 6 hour trip to KL. The drive out of Singapore wasn't too taxing. At the border you habe to pay for the toll roads. The Singapore tolls are paid by a prepaid cashcard that you purchase at the 7/11 stores. The Malaysian tolls are paid by cash.

The scenary in Malaysia is immediately different. The border city of Johor Bahru is obviously far less influenced by the west and far more influenced by islam. The buildings are much older and there is no English on the roadsigns. The landscape has far more vegetation.

We made a quick detour to visit another or Dads old haunts in Keluang, but his old memory didn't recall much and the old wooden hospital appears to be no more, and they call it progress, Huh!

We also stopped at a service station. I can confirm that there are worse services in the world than Hilton Park. This could be a long 6 weeks. I can see me fasting till I get home.

Man, the drivers here are crazy. In the outside lane the Mercs come flying along and if you don't pull over straight away then you will be undertaken. On the inside lane are the motorbikes, who chop and change all the time and never slow down.

When we eventually found the hotel, we had a mare trying to the return the car to the rental company. We had a few detours. 1 through a residential estate and another through a chinese cemetery. I was also caught in a bus lane, where I got some abuse off a police officer, but thankfully no more. We saw the signs, but after a while of following they just disappeared. In the end we chanced upon the place and it turned out to be a stones throw from the hotel. It cost us 3 ringets to get back in a taxi, thats 50p. We were that close.

I have a new favourite drink. Rusty Nail. Very good.

This is the first time I've been in a hotel where English isn't the first language and there are obviously so many other religions about. I don't feel overly out of place.

Tuesday 3rd August 2004 - Day 324/365 - Singapore, Singapore.

Happy Birthday Barty.



BRIGGSY, GET A CONTRACT!!!!

Well the sun has come out today and the temperature has gone from very hot to excruciatingly hot.

Went out to the padang to see the Cricket Club and Recreation Club,then to have a smooze around Raffles.

I can't even begin to imagine how far Singapore has come in 40 years. You get little snippets of how the streets used to be. Singapore really has come from nowhere.

Even Zam Zams, dad's favourite curry house, is still there. Old Bugis Street has gone, but there is a new Bugis Street Market.

At fort canning park there is an excellent dedicated to the japanese invasion of Singapore in the second world war. They were the first British Forces that century to surrender. Winston Churchill described it as Britains worst defeat in battle.

At night Mum wasn't happy that Dad and I were drinking jugs of beer, decided that she'd have a jug of wine. It resulted in much sillyness and an eventual wetting of the nightie. By dropping it in the sink I hasten to add.

Monday 2nd August 2004 - Day 323/365 - Singapore, Singapore.

Caught the MRT out to Kranji War Cemetery. Dad carried out his corps association duties. There are so many names and so many unknown names. So many young lifes. There is always something about war graves that always gives such a stark reminder of all those who gave for us.
Next stop was the former BMH Singapore. Its still a hospital and fortunately the outside of the buildings were much the same and were used for the same purposes some 41 years on.
I think Dad enjoyed his trip down memory lane.
The whole MRT runs like clockwork. When you need to change trains, you just get off and the next one is waiting for you.
There are loads of storm drains. Most of which Dad slept in during his 2 years out here.
There are also lots of old white men with young asian girls. Maybe there's hope for me.
We looked into hiring a car to drive to Kuala Lumpur on Saturday. We have to pay an extra $300 because its a one way trip.
"Dad, your hearing aids are buzzing"
"-silence-"
"DAD, YOUR HEARING AIDS ARE BUZZING"
"Pardon"

Sunday 1st August 2004 - Day 322/365 - Singapore, Singapore.

These guys really get in your face. Even the charity box collectors. There arehordes of them on every street corner, but I guess they have to make an extraspecial effort to be different from the opposition.

Singapore is a country, city and island all in one.

They really don't understand the concept of queuing. As I'm English I obviously do and automatically stand behind a person to start a queue. Everyone else justgoes straight to a spare counter at the desk and relies on the Sales Assistantto ascertain who is next.

I risked the vagries of the MRT (tube) to get out to the Airport. It was no hassle really. They use reusable plastic cards with chips in as tickets. You pay an extra $1 as a deposit, but its all rather wozy doo.

At the airport I spotted my folks early on. They'll be the ones with pale skin,wearing trousers and jackets. They were delighted with there anniversary gifts. Traditional singapore fare ofM&S Wine and biscuits. You foreigners really won't understand. Oh and I waswrong it's 31 years.

I caught up on all the news from home, whilst Mum tucked into the Singapore slings and dad had his first Tiger beer in Singapore for 39 years.

I think my Dad was happy that I'd thought about my future and more importantlywhat makes me happy.

Apparently at the Farnborough Airshow this year, the american stealth bomberflew all the way from the states did a quick fly past and then then flew backagain. Unfortunately it did the flypast at Blackbushe airport, about 10 milesup the road from Farnborough. Um and we wonder why there are so many peoplekilled in friendly fire.

Saturday, July 31, 2004

Saturday 31st July 2004 - Day 321/365 - Singapore, Singapore.

It's 9am and I'm sweating my nee nees off. It's no warmer than Darwin, it's pure humidity. I can't see the sun either and now it's started raining.

Its all very quiet in these parts at this hour, but I think its the calm before the storm.

There are shopping plazas on every block. So much choice you wouldn't even know where to start. It's no cheaper than anywhere else, until you start haggling in the arcades with the independents, but then you have to question the authenticity.

I got suckered into being measured for a shirt and a suit. It's okay, I pleaded poverty, but I did discover that my neck is now 17 inches. Thats 1.5 inches in a year. What a bloater!

And what about the public toilets. I know we had a messy problem at Fluor with the muslims, but the only time I've experienced holes in the ground for loos is in uncivilized countries like France.

I've finally given in and bought myself a pair of thongs. Never thought I would, but after 11 months of warm weather and socks its even too much for me. After all the micky taking I've relented. I'm weak I know.

I ended up in a really seedy shopping plaza where women kept offering me massages charged by the minute. I was only looking for the internet cafe.

I still haven't answered the - What do I want from a partner? question. The only thing i'm sure of is trust and an encyclopaedic knowledge of all things sporting. To that end it seems unwise to subject anyone to the Reevesy curse. I'm adopting the be yourself and wait and see what happens strategy.

Thursday, July 29, 2004

Friday 30th July 2004 - Day 320/365 - Perth, Western Australia to Singapore, Singapore.

So Asia is a bit of a voyage of discovery for me. I'm not so concerned about Singapore, but not sure what to expect when I get into Malaysia and Thailand. Still it's only 6 weeks. What can happen to me in 6 weeks.

On the shuttle to the airport there was a young couple who had obviously very recently just hooked up. They gave a soft porn display for the whole bus to see. Look guys it's great that you are in lust, but please take yourselves up the back.

After a 5 hour flight, with a bit of turbulence crossing the equator, I find myself in an aeroplane looking at a rather underwhelming airport. I don't know why I expected anything else. Once inside the terminal it's very pleasant.

It's my first time in Asia and my first time back in the Northern Hemisphere since Valentines Day.

I got a free copy of the FT when I booked my shuttle. I must look so business like with my Rucksack and battered boots. Wheres the Sports section?

I'm staying at the Orchard Parade Hotel as booked by my Mum and Dad, who arrive here on Sunday.

They love there gadgets out here. Everybody has a mobile phone with the wireless earpieces. The shuttle bus had a music dvd player. Nothing like a bit of Black Eyed Peas to remind me of NZ.

Did you know that I was nearly Malayan. When my Dad was stationed out here, just before the stone age I think (hence his reason for coming back), he dated a Malayan called Wee Pin (no really). See if he'd have married her then I'd have been half Malayan. Instead he married a Scot, but I'm 100% ENGLISH.

I wasted no time in having a bath (how long it's been?). In the whole bath/shower debate I still much prefer baths. After my bath I hit the strasse.

Our Hotel is right on Orchard Road which is the main shopping road. All the usual western suspects have shops here, but it's not like a western city. Perhaps it's all the dark faces.

I'm totally lost in the crowd. It's mad, hectic and crazy all at once. Everyone knows where they are going except for me, but thats cools, coz I'm only looking for some food. I resisted the urge to go to Pizza Hut or Burger King and joined the longest queue in the food court. I ended up with a rather tasteless claypot of Roast Pork and Rice.

Everybody told me that Singapore was a very clean city. I expected something very sterile, with cleaners everywhere and police men busting you for chewing gum. It's nothing of the sort. It's certainly not a dirty city, but I haven't noticed too much difference. There's plenty of traffic on the roads and lots of building work. Alot of the old colonial building seem to be in a state of disrepair.

The women are beautiful, never really been into asian women before, but I guess when it's all you've got to look at then beggars can't be choosers and all that.

Mum will be happy, coz theres an M&S.

It all reminds me of the feeling I had when I first got to Vegas. My eyes are everywhere. It abuses every sense you've ever had and some you didn't even realise existed.

BLOO GUIDE TO AUSTRALIA.

What can I say. Fantastic country. Really enjoyed my time travelling around and it's very easy to do. If anything it's too easy to get about, especially up the east coast. All the hostels come and pick you up from the bus stops.

The east coast was a well trod traveller path and the further up the coast you go, the more partying happens and the travellers there are. I had a fab time, but it wasn't until I got into the NT and Western Australia that I really felt that I was seeing the real Oz. 3 months wasn't long enough to see all I wanted.

I saw some fascinating creatures that you just don't get to see in the wild in other countries. Thorny Devil, Platypus, Kangaroos, Wallabys, Koalas, Camels, Emu, Dingos, Echnidas, Tazzy devils, Wombats and crocodiles. I'm sure I've missed some. I didn't see any deadly spiders, jelly fish or snakes. Saw a couple of big Huntsman and golden orbs, but they didn't frighten me like the common house spider does at home.

Australians really do use words like - Mongrel, Fair dinkum, Feral (instead of ghetto), heaps and holy doly. All the blokes seem to have brillo pads on there chins. They call them flava savers. They don't sell beer by the pint, it's either midis, schooners or jugs. All the beers are regionalized and none of them drink fosters.

For me the best parts were The Red Centre and the west Coast. The biggest disappointment would have to be the Barrier Reef. I suppose it's famous for its size and you really don't get to appreciate that, by snorkelling on a tiny bit of it. I've definatly snorkelled in better places, like Fiji or Hawaii.

I didn't meet many australians. Oz is full of travellers and appears to be reliant on the tourist dollar.

I've been asked if I prefer NZ or Oz. Oz for much of it is like being in Europe but hot. I've had some great times, but the only inkling I've got of the real oz is in Kingaroy and Newcastle. I enjoyed those places too, but it's was far from what most backpackers take back home as an impression of Oz. New Zealand is New Zealand, unique and very special, but go visit Oz too.
Thursday 29th July 2004 - Day 319/365 - Albany, Western Australia to Perth, Western Australia.
 

2 nights of beer and pizza and it's off back to Perth for 1 night only.  It's been a while since I spent more than 2 nights in a row in the same bed.

Over the last 3 days I've seen 3 old ladies do comedy tumbles.  1 tripped over a guitar case.  another lost her footing whilst trying to stand in a moving bus.  The last tripped over her own feet.  Of course I didn't rush to there aid.  i was too busy creasing up.  I should say that no old ladies were hurt in the production of this blog.
Wednesday 28th July 2004 - Day 318/365 - Albany, Western Australia.
 
Happy Anniversary Mum and Dad!  Is it really 30 years.

Had a bit of thought today.  Lone coach journeys tend to do that to me.  Todays question is :- What is the Meaning of Life?  Answers on a postcard, comments, e mail or text message.

The reason I ask is that i know my Dad is going to ask me what my plans are when I see him next week.  Not in a bad way, but just coz he's a concerned parent and thats what he does and I suppose he cares too.  I'm not sure what my answer would be, apart from I want to be happy.  There just seems so many things that I just can't control.  It all leads to another question :- What makes you happy? 

I was just thinking back to my little Purple Pixie friend Nicola.  I first spotted her in a night club in Darwin.  She was with her friends and they were putting glow sticks all over the place.  I was with a group of her male acquaintances and was pillaging the glow sticks from said places.  We never spoke to each other.  When I reminded her of the night she recalled me, but thought I was just some random drunk guy.  She did confirm that her friend, Coleen, pointed me out as her backup, in case her fella turned up.  He did turn up, but can you believe that I, Stuart Reeves, was somebodies back up.  That's great.

Albany is a lovely little place.  It has lovely bays and coastline.  I'm glad I made the effort to come down here.  A real little gem. 

I'm doing a half day tour of the local sights for $40.  We went to the Gap and the Natural Bridge and other spectacular rock formations.  Frenchmans Bay is lovely.  I did a tour round the old Whaling Station, which is now a museum for $14.  This was the last whaling station in Oz to close in 1978.  It's pretty gruesome what they used to do to these magnificent creatures, but it's a very good museum.  On the way back we stopped at the Wind Farm and Stoney Hill for a spot of Whale Watching.

My Dad cracks me up.  He sent me an email to say that I'll have to cut back on my drinking when they come out to Singapore.  Yeah Right!  For those who know my parents, know they are perfectly capable of knocking back a few sherbets themselves.

Here's his quote:-

"Pity you will have to cut down on the drinking when your Mum & Dad are with you.   Tiger is rubbish anyway!  Make you sing though!   As I remember "Far away places", "A troopship was leaving Bombay" and "I'd like to get you on a slow boat to China" , "See the Pyramids along the Nile", and many others." 

One problem Dad, I don't know any of those songs.
Tuesday 27th July 2004 - Day 317/365 - Perth, Western Australia to Albany, Western Australia.

Hey Milky, little tip - Try not to break any legs today!

I'm off to see a friend today that I haven't seen since I was 14 and he was my next door neighbour in Herford.  I was told he was in Perth.  Off course being in Perth in Australia means that he's a 5 hour coach journey from Perth.  Anyway it was good to see him.  He's grown a bit from the boy that i used to pick on.  He's about twice my height now.

Monday 26th July 2004 - Day 316/365 - Northampton, Western Australia to Perth, Western Australia.

Visited a very interesting place Hutt River Province today.  It's actually a principality inside of Oz.  During a dispute with the government over the amount of wheat his farm could produce he declared his independance from Oz and became Prince Leonard of Hutt River on 21st April 1970.  Now he pays no taxes and can produce as much grain as he likes.  Many people have tried to follow suit, but the legal loop hole has now been closed.

Over the years he has declared war on Oz in an attempt to be recognized by the UN as a Kingdom, so he can become King.  So far he is undefeated.  I guess the fear of Hutt River Armed Forces put Oz off.  Originally the Army only consisted of a few farmers with tractors and the Air Force of 1 crop duster.  However recently a Hutt River citizen, bought 8 ferrett tanks.  These are currently based in Las Vegas. 

At the Hutt River post office we had our passports stamped.  You can also buy citizenship for $250 and it's currently at 13,000, although most of those live in other countries.  It's all legit, you get a passport and everything.  Don't go thinking this is a small place.  It's 58 times the size of Monaco or the same size as Hong Kong.  They have ambassadors all over the world, a chief of police and a commander of the armed forces (for what it's worth). 

Some may consider the 79 year old Prince Leonard a bit eccentric, which he no doubt is, but he's also very intelligent.

Next time youre asked how many countries there are on the island of Australisia, the answer is 2. 
Sunday 25th July 2004 - Day 315/365 - Denham, Western Australia to Northampton, Western Australia.
 
Off to see the dolphins at Monkey Mia in the morning.  For many years the Dolphins have been following the fishing boats into the beach, in the knowledge that there is a feed on the way.  They still come in now, but it's become more of a tourist attraction. 

On the way back we stopped at Eagle Bluff for Shark and Ray spotting and then to the Stromatolites.  It's thanks to these "farty rocks" that our atmosphere is the way it is today.  Stromatolites have been on earth since the start of time and are responsible for creating oxygen in the air that we breathe and to that extent created the world as we know it today.  The role of Stromatolites has been taken over by trees and photosynthesis and it's rare to see living examples nowadays.  They're are pretty unremarkable to look at, but it's amazing when you think about them.

We started the trek south towards and stayed overnight in a farmstay in Northampton.  Kangaroo curry.  Yum!

More Photos

The Pinnacles 


Abseiling in Kalbarri Gorge


The Monkey Mia Gang at Natures Window 


Natures Window 


Cliffhanger 


Don't Let Go 


Bit happier here 


On top of the world 


A Thorny Devil 


I told you they were the funkiest Creatures ever 


A Pelican at Monkey Mia 


Typical road in the NT and Western Australia 


The Stromatolites (farty rocks) 


A wickle Joey


Bloo and the Joey 


The Natural Bridge 


Whaling Ship 


Windfarm 


Sitting of the Throne of Hutt River Province 

Wednesday, July 28, 2004

Some of the finest double entendres on British TV & Radio : (Sorry Dad, I'm sure you don't get most of them, but best not show them to Mum)

MICHAEL Buerk watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: "They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts."

Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."

MIKE Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."

JACK Burnicle was talking about Colin Edwards' tyre choice on World Superbike racing: "Colin had a hard on in practice earlier, and I bet he wished he had a hard on now."

Chris Tarrant discussing the first Millionaire winner Judith Keppel on This Morning: "She was practising fastest finger first by herself in bed last night."

WINNING Post's Stewart Machin commentating on jockey Tony McCoy's formidable lead: "Tony has a quick look between his legs and likes what he sees."

ROSS King discussing relays with champion runner Phil Redmond "Well Phil, tell us about your amazing third leg."

CRICKETER Neil Fairbrother hit a single during a Durham v Lancashire match,inspiring Bobby Simpson to observe: "With his lovely soft hands he just tossed it off."

CLAIR Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said:"There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this."

JAMES Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked:"What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?"

STEVE Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69."

THE new stand at Doncaster race course took Brough Scott's breath away..."My  word," he said. "Look at that magnificent erection."

WILLIE Carson was telling Claire Balding how jockeys prepare for a big race when he said: "They usually have four or five dreams a night about coming from different positions."

CARENZA Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on Time Team Live said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."

A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them .... Oh my god!!!!! What have I just said?!!!!"

Metro Radio - "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew."

Ted Walsh- Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."

New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."

Pat Glenn- Weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"

Monday, July 26, 2004

Saturday 24th July 2004 - Day 314/365 - Kalbarri, Western Australia to Denham, Western Australia.
 
Gorges

We spent the morning at the Kalbarri gorge.  I'd actually reckon it's more beautiful than Katherine Gorge.  We abseiled down the Z Bend.  It was only 25 metres, but i haven't abseiled since I was at school.  It was very cool.  It's amazing what a bit of adrenalin can do for your confidence.  If they'd have had a bungy jump, then I'd have done that, although I probably wouldn't have scuba dived. 

We then hiked up to Natures Window for some great photo opps and saw a Thorny devil.  A Thorny Devil is offically the coolest creature in the world.  It may look viscious, but it only eats ants.  If only this chuffing computer could read my camera then, you could see what I was talking about.  You'll have to wait.

We ended the day at Shark Bay, which is World Heritage listed for a number of reasons.  We stopped at Shell Beach, which due to the high salt content means that there is high population of cockles living in these here waters.  Also due to the water there are few predators.  This has created a 115km shell beach which is 10m deep. 

We stayed in the hostel in Denham and spent most of the night in the most westerly pub in Mainland Australia.  Any excuse for a drink.

Sunday, July 25, 2004

Friday 23rd July 2004 - Day 313/365 - Perth, Western Australia to Kalbarri, Western Australia.

Am I looking forward to coming home.

I was asked yesterday if I'm looking forward to coming home.  The truth is it doesn't frighten me.  I've had an absolutely sensational year.  It's been a million times better than I could ever have imagined.  I feel a bit a row boat on a pond.  "Come in no 29 your time is up."  This year I've confronted and defeated so many of my fears.  There's no doubt in my mind that this is the year in which I have developed more as a person than in any other.  I'm also realistic enough to know that it can't go on forever.   I also know that if I hate it, I can always leave again.

I'm looking forward to watching a game of football at Calthorpe Park, having a beer and a game of pool in the Links and continuing the relationships with the friends that I've found over this year.  I now know how important friends can be.  I'm exciting about taking on the challenges that I've set for myself when I get back, like a new job, studying for a degree, running the marathon and taking my coaching course.  I'll write more about my goals as I get closer to home.

That's how I see my blog developing.  I can set my goals and track how I get on in achieving them.

I watched Charmed for the first time ever last night, well the beginning of it anyway.  It's nice to hear that they use a Smiths tune as the theme, even if they have mutilated it.

Also on the travel show the Getaway they had a guy who was touring around Britain.  It made me smile.  Only we can be that mad.  We live in a wonderful country, there's just too many of us and too little of it.

On another tour today.  This time a 4 day return to Monkey Mia.  We saw some wild Emu on the road up to Nambung National Park.  The National park is home to the Pinnacles.  They were formed 300 million years ago when they were part of the ocean be.   Eventually the waters receded and the crust was covered with vegetation which cracked the crust in search of water.  The vegetation was then destroyed in a bush fire and now leave the pinnacles.  Basically now it's a desert with lots of phallic looking rocks.  They were made famous when Billy Connelly ran naked round them during his tour of Oz.  I remained fully clothed, it was bloody chilly.

At this stage I am utterly bored with Traveller conversation.  If I have to say "well I've been away for 10 months now.  I spent 4.5 months in North America, 2 weeks in Hawaii, 1 week in Fiji, 2 months in NZ and now 3 months in Oz.  I'm off to South East Asia for 6 weeks now, before flying home to face reality." 1 more time, then I think I might do something very naughty.  Today I've given everyone the short shrift, trying to ignore them and read my book.  Of course it may have something to do with the fact that I haven't had a drink in 2 days.

My mood got better when we partook in a spot of sandboarding.  You know the drill, find a sand dune, walk to the top, sit on a wooden board, slide down said dune and fall off at the end.  Good fun, except for the walking back up the dune bit.

We spent the night in a hostel in Kalbarri, which is good, because I don't think I could face anymore cold mornings in the outdoors.

Thursday, July 22, 2004

I know I keep getting at him, but ...........

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/3918667.stm
Thursday 22nd July 2004 - Day 312/365 - Perth, Western Australia.
 
Perth is quite a funky city.  Especially around the Northbridge area which is where the YHA is.

Went a whole day yesterday without touching Alcohol.  I thought about it, but resisted the urge.

I've changed my flight home.  Only by one day.  I'll now be arriving at 05.30 on Tuesday 14th September.  My reasoning is that now I can watch Fleet play Bashley in the evening.  I think you should all come to game to welcome me back.  The bars got beer and we could double the attendance.

Wednesday 21st July 2004 - Day 311/366 - Alice Springs, Northern Territory to Perth, Western Australia.
 
Had a 9.10 flight to Perth.  Looking forward to knowing no one and being anonymous for a while, so I can chill and catch up with blog and E Mails.

Fleet had there second Pre season friendly last night.  Can't believe how quickly it's come around.  I'm looking forward to getting back there to watch.  I feel so distant. 

On the bus to the Airport I found my mind wandering to what the first few days back at home are going to be like.  There's so many people I want to see and speak to. 

The little plane coped with the flight very well, until we got to Perth.  We got a great aerial view of the Rock.  Perth is windy and rainy and the pilot warned us that we were low on fuel, the visibility was poor and that if he can't see the runway he may have to carry out a missed approach procedure.  Great with no fuel.  As it turned out, he was able to land the thing, despite very serious buffeting from the wind.  It was actually the smoothest landing I've ever had.

So much for not knowing anyone.  I met Jodi, another Canadian from my Kakadu trip on the plane.  We're gonna do beer.

With the wind and the rain, Perth is much warmer than Alice. 

Having been out the elements for a few weeks my lips are all cracked and my skin all dry.  I look a right picture.

As I close in on home the time difference is not 7 hours.
Tuesday 20th July 2004 - Day 310/366 - Yulara, Northern Territory to Alice Springs, Northern Territory.
 
I'm so glad that last night was my last night camping out in thes temperatures.  As much fun as it's been it's bloody freezing in the morning and for much of the day.  I could happily stay in my cosy swag all day, but no we've got to get up to watch another chuffing sunrise.  Todays sunrise was at Mount Connor (Fooluru). 

This group was even stranger than the last.  The worst was the family of 4 who were Irish, but lived in Nepal.  The Dad was quiet coz the wife was very loud.  The daughter didn't partake in anything, she just sat in the van and revised.  You're on holiday.  You're at Ayres Rock.  Appreciate how lucky you are.  Stuff the exams.  The boy was 14, looked 10, knew everything and couldn't do any of the walks because he was a fat knacker.  I voted for putting him on the fire and feeding us all for a while.  By the end of the trip everyone was in a agreement.  We had 3 Austrians and a Dutchy who couldn't speak english.  There was a very annoying Polish Canadian.  There was a young Brit from Portsmouth who also knew everything.  There was an older Brit from Luton who was nice, but not a drinker and an early to bedder.  An Irish girl who was the same.  I had the 3 Canadians again also the Jap girl too.  Caroline and Jamie were cool, they shared with me drinking round the campfire.  Billy was our guide who was very thorough, but sadly didn't drink.  Good luck with the Phd.

We were back in Alice for lunch and I met Heike and Nicola for a drink.  Heike is such good value for a German.  She has real problems with 'V' and 'W'.  She comes up with the immortal lines that 'I have just come from Darvin.' and 'I have a verk wisa.' and 'They caught a Wirus'.  We were in Bojangles having a drink and they give out free Monkey nuts.  Basically you just put all the used shells on the floor, it's that type of place.  Heike was disgusted at that 'Nein, Stuart you can not do that.'  She is so deliberate in everything she says.  Also I'll have another place to stay when I go to Germany for the 2006 World Cup.

I had a Kangaroo Steak for dinner.  It was lovely.  Looks just like beef, but doesn't have the flavour.

My planned early night, didn't end very early and regrettfully finished with Drambuie.  Looking forward to tomorrows morning flight.

I really can't remember the last day that I didn't have a drink.
 
I've met some great people, seen some fantastic places and had a few laughs along the way.
Monday 19th July 2004 - Day 309/366 - Yulara, Northern Territory.

We were up in time to watch the sun rise on Uluru.  It's special, I'll give it that, when the Rock glows. 

I wasn't going to climb the rock out of respect for the aborigines, however Matt reckoned I should do it whilst it's still open.  The climb was actually closed due to strong winds so we had to do the 9.4 km base walk.  By the time we were back the climb had been opened.  We only had an hour.  The climb is far harder than I imagined.  It's a real calf buster, very steep and windy.  I don't mind admitting it was a little scarey.  The chain starts a little way up the surface and surface is all smooth so it's quite a chore to even get to the chain.  We managed to get as far as the top of the chain before the climb was closed again.  We'd only made it as far as a third of the way up the rock.

After lunch we tackled the 7.4km trip around the Valley of the Winds in the Olgas, or Kata Tjutu. 

We watched the sunset at the rock.  It's another great moment if only there were less people there to watch it. 

More Photos

Termite Mound (just a weeny one)
Bloo and Charlie from Crocodile Dundee.


The Devils Marbles (only 2 of them)

Nicola and Heike
 

Nicola and Matt




Nicola and Heike
 
Live in a Roadhouse miles from you, Heike, Nicola and Liz.  The Bar Top Dancers

Matt (would you let this man drive your bus?)


Matty, The dog and Nicola

Heike, Matt and Nicola


A Trucker getting an eyeful

Bloo and the Dog

The Gang, some trucker, Liz, Matt, Nicola and Heike
Not my Proudest Moment

The trucker took a shine to Matt

The Turtle
An Alien Landing Site

Bloo and Nicola

Diane and Rachel
Matty and Liz

Heike and Nicola

Diane

Vicky

Vicky, Liz, Matty (in traditonal pose), Nicola and Rachel
Matt and Diane
Liz, Matt, Rachel and Heike

Camel Safari
Dinky the Singing Dingo
Rainbow Valley
Swag

Kings Canyon
Blowout

Fooluru


The start of the climb.


Before
After

It was cold

Uluru from the plane

The Olgas
Bloo in the Olgas

The Red Centre Gang