Tuesday, June 29, 2004

Tuesday 29th June 2004 - Day 289/366 - Cairns, Queensland to Darwin, Northern Territory.

Bye bye East Coast


Had a bloody good spend up today. Booked an overnight tour to Kakadu from Darwin. I also booked a 3 1/2 day / 3 night trip down to Alice Springs, then a 3 night camping trip in the Red Centre. I then fly to Perth and then do a 4 day trip up the West Coast. It cost about $1600, but it includes pretty much all my accomodation, food and actvities up until the end of July when I leave for Singapore. The final 6 weeks in South East should be my cheapest of the trip, not least coz my parents are coming to Singa's and have sorted out the hotel.

Bye Bye to Brian and Carsten. See you at Carstens place for the 2006 World Cup. Also to Petra, Jim and the East Coast. Glad to be getting away from the East Coast. It is lovely, but I'm not sure my liver can take much more.

Had an 18.40 flight to Darwin. Not too many options of getting from Cairns to Darwin. The flight was $340, but the bus was $440 and would have taken 44 hours. You see theres a massive span of water between, namely the Gulf of Carpentia.

I have given in today. I had a Hungry Jacks (Burger King) and my first packet of extra strong mints since the 6 packs that Mum packed me off with in September. I didn't want to, but at the Airport I didn't have much choice. It was only a Whopper Junior with Cheese and Onion rings. I'm a BAAAAAD Man.

On the plane I was in the middle of 3 huge blokes. The guy to my right was slyly filing up his coke from his hip flask. He was clocked by a stewardness who told him that it was an offence to bring alcohol on board a plane and he agreed to it as part of the terms and conditions of purchasing his ticket. He had a bit of a slurring match with her, for a while I thought it could get a bit tasty, but fortunately it didn't. He just spent the rest of his time scanning all the fine print on his ticket and in the magazine to see if she was right.

Darwin is 30 minutes behind the East Coast. In time as well as appearance. There are so many old people here, but they are friendly and funny, if a little surreal. It's also noticable warmer. at 21.30 it's still 22c. The locals think it's cold and are in Jumpers. See in the Summer it can get up to 50c.

It struck me that I was on my own again and I have to try and make some new friends. For the last few stops, since leaving the Price's, I've always known that I was going to meet someone I'd seen before. Not too concerned as I could do with some quiet time. I've got some reading to catch up with and some test cricket to watch.

Quite excited about exploring Darwin. Somewhat overlooked by travellers and closer to Asia than Sydney it was heavily bombed during WW2 and is battered every year by clclones. On 24th December 1974 Darwin was flattened by Cyclone Tracy causing a mass evacuation and the rebuilding of the city. The storms drains are in evidence everywhere and take the bottom of every vehicle whenever they cross them.
Monday 28th June 2004 - Day 288/366 - Cairns, Queensland.

Mmmmmm Jack Daniels

Well I didn't feel that drunk when I sat myself down to watch the Denmark v Czech Republic game when I got in at 4.45. I promptly slept in the chair through the whole game and when I woke all the tell tale signs of drunkeness were there. The mysterious stains on my clothing, the night club stamps all up my arm, the feeling that my insides were burning up and the near empty bottle of Jack Daniels. We would have finished it, had we not needed to be in the club by 22.00.

I remember walking/dragging the Milkmaid home before midnight and then heading straight out myself and dancing like a mong. I remember exchanging lots of texts with Briggsy and Stan although the content is hazy. I remember just HAVING to speak to Briggsy and being really frustrated that I couldn't get through. I kept deleting the number and then she didn't answer. It's a real faff trying to use a calling card. Too many digits to press in a certain order. Very confusing. I just couldn't get it right. Apparently we spoke for 90 mins and I'm sure I didn't say half of what I wanted to, but I do remember swearing at the noisy traffic. I'm sure I looked a sight. For that I apologise.

This morning Milky has no recollection of last night and even managed to lose her glasses somewhere.
Sunday 27th June 2004 - Day 287/366 - Cairns, Queensland.

Wibble

At least I can now be out in the sun without squinting. I just hope I haven't done irrepairable damage to my forehead with the formation of too many wrinkles. I've always felt really awkward about wearing sunglasses and not just because they feel weird to a non glass wearer, but because one of my ears sticks out more than the other. My left ear sticks out a bit and my right ear sticks out a lot. To add to that my right ear is higher than my left. I only noticed it when I first wore sunglasses. It may also be part of the reason why I didn't like eye contact. My Mum blames the doctor who delivered me. I think he used his forceps a bit to violently on my right ear. I did think about having them pinned, but the stupid thing is I look even worse with my ears not sticking out, plus I haven't got the money, anymore. I tried cellotape and blu tak and everything when I was at school. I have no idea where all that came from, I wibbling.

In the afternoon MIlky and I took an ATV ride with Blazing Saddles for $109. I think Milky quite enjoyed it despite the fact that she drives one on the farm everyday. It was good for her to thrash someone elses vehicle. For me it was fun to throw a quad bike up and down an Australian hill for a few hours. I expected to get really muddy. Instead it was like a dust bowl. We came back covered in a brown film. It was like we'd spent the day in London. You know all the grime you get up your nose and in the corner of your eyes.

Cairns doesn't have a beach to speak of. In fact it's more like a Mangrove swamp. It does have a saltwater lagoon that everyone congregates at. Cairns is a tourist town completely set up to take the tourist dollar. They do it in a nice way and very successfully. The main attraction here would be the Barrier Reef, for me I'd prefer to see it from somewhere less commercial, like Airlie Beach.

Noone seems to live in Cairns, but it spreads far and wide. For this time of year the climate is lovely. I wouldn't want it much hotter than 27c.


The YHA Central is lovely. There are loads of hostels here and they all seem nice.

Monday, June 28, 2004


3 Pinter! I resemble that comment.

Brian and Carsten.

Jim.

Petra.

The Falling Dutchman.

Just a nice bum.

Quad Biking, we didn't need a push.

My Didge, not quite finished. You need to see it in real life to appreciate it.

Platypus, honest. That's about as good as it gets.

Kookaburra fighting over a stolen Kebab. Neither would give up on it.

Dingo on Fraser Island.

Sunrise on Fraser.

I wish I'd bought this.

Lucas, Eleanor, 'Showhands' Bloo, Julie, Jim and Joyce.

Erin, Carol and Cathe.

The Peanut Silos of Kingaroy.

Sunday, June 27, 2004

Saturday 26th June 2004 - Day 286/366 - Cairns, Queensland.

England lose again

France now out of the Champs. This really is a bizarre tournament.

Found out that theres not alot to do in Cairns that is cheap.

So we watched Shrek 2. It's still funny. Bit slow in the middle, but more of an adult movie than the first.

Took the Milkmaid sunglass shopping. My eyes really are beginning to hurt from the glare. Being a guy I obviously can't be trusted to choose a pair on my own so I need a birds opinion.

In the evening we watched the All Black v Argentina and then England get pummelled by Australia. Over it was billed as the World Cup rematch. Well I'm afraid aren't a patch on the team that took the field that day, but it is the team that will go to the next world cup. England tried to throw the ball wide, but failed miserably. Again they seem to miss some basic ball handling skills. It surprising how small union is over here. Cricket, League and aussie rules really are way bigger.
Friday 25th June 2004 - Day 285/366 - Cairns, Queensland.

Milkmaid, in da house.

Well I only lasted about 20 minutes in bed. There's something just not right about sleeping in daylight.

I saw a kitten in a shop window today and I stood and stared. Maybe I am a soppy sod.

Milky arrived about 17.00. She's over for the weekend from NZ. We had a mooch around town, some food and a few more beers than planned, but at about 22.00 I hit the wall and after 40 hours on the go I retired to my bed.
Thursday 24th June 2004 - Day 284/366 - Airlie Beach, Queensland to Cairns, Queensland.

I'm in Love

Now Germany have crashed out of the Euro Champs.

Caught the 9.30 bus to Cairns. During the 10 hour trip I watched the worst movie ever made officially. SIMONE. What a load of drivel.

In the evening I went to watch Harry Potter 3. I resent all the hype. This film was the worst of the 3. The acting was dire. I'm not sure about all the bits they've added and they've left out some big pieces too. The special effects are still very good, but the book was much better.

I crashed in the TV room at midnight in anticipation of the England v Portugal quarter final. I watched another terrible film. Blow Dry. Josh Harnett's Yorkshire accent was truly laughable. This hasn't been a good day for film watching.

As for the game itself. I wish we knew how to keep hold of the ball. Our players seem to lack basic football skills. If you watch most foreign teams they are much more comfortable with the ball at their feet. For us the ball is a hot potato and we seems to be forever giving the ball away with a poor first touch or bad control. It didn't help that the referee was a total homer and the Portuguese dived at the slightest contact, not least the Goalie for Campbell's goal.

I still reckon there's chance for me to get an England Cap if Phil Neville is still getting them. Actually he played quite well.

As for the game it was real edge of the seat stuff and the equalizer had to come at some point. Then going a goal down and then equalizing before the dodgy penalty shoot out on the dodgy penalty spot. At the end of the day, England just aren't good enough, but foe me Football was the real winner it was a real epic.

All the pretend fans can now go back to there little holes. No doubt they'll come out again in 2 years for the World Cup.

In my nearly 29 years on this earth I've yet to find anything that makes me feel the way football does. The high, the lows, the exhilaration and the frustrations, I love them all. I go through it every week. It's not just about England, it's about Fleet, it's about Tottenham, it's about Sunday pub Football. I just love the passion.

Over the past year I've learnt that I can live without it, but I prefer it in my life.

Maybe you think I'm a bit sad, but I'm yet to find anything or anyone that makes me feel as great as football does. Maybe football just compensates for something that is missing in my life, who knows.

I ended up getting to bed at 8.00.

Wednesday, June 23, 2004

Wednesday 23rd June 2004 - Day 283/366 - Airlie Beach, Queensland.

Just one Drink.

Carsten @ 22.00 - So ve are just going vor one drink.

Bloo - Yes just the one, I've got a headache.

much later.

Carsten @ 4.00 - Should ve go back to the hostel, I have a bus to catch tomorrow.

Bloo - Oh okay then, (hiccup).

Today I managed to watch the Italians being dumped out the Euro Champs.

Tuesday, June 22, 2004

Tuesday 22nd June 2004 - Day 282/366 - Airlie Beach, Queensland.

Bugger

Went to bed at 19.00 and woke at 2.30 to see the England game. Turns out the game kicks off at 4.45 and the bar shuts at 5.00. So I had to go back to bed, retain information blackout and watch the replay at 12.00 All was going well until Big Steve gave the game away. Cheers Mate.

The game was still worth watching. I thought England performed well. Had heaps of possession and created some good chances. Still got huge question marks over James. I think he should have collected the cross for the Croats first goal. Anything in the 6 yard box has to be the keepers. It's still a little worrying that we are conceding soft goals.

I've now read the 2nd and 3rd Harry Potters and I'm rather disappointed to say that they are getting better.

Why did no one tell me that I'd missed Fathers Day? Why isn't it advertised all over the internet too. When it's mothers day I get about 50 squillion E Mails telling me to buy my Mum chocolates and flowers, but no one tells me to buy my Dad a new set of spanners.
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
* Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
* Kirsten, age 10


WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
* Camille, age 10

No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
* Freddie, age 6 (Very wise for his age)


HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
* Derrick, age 8


WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

Both don't want any more kids.
* Lori, age 8


WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
* Lynnette, age 8 (Isn't she a treasure)

On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
* Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
* Craig, age 9


WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
* Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
* Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
* Howard, age 8


IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
* Anita, age 9 (Bless you child)


HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
* Kelvin, age 8

..the grand finale...

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?


Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck.
* Ricky, age 10 (the Lord hath spoke).

Sunday, June 20, 2004

Monday 21st June 2004 - Day 281/366 - Airlie Beach, Queensland.

David Hasselhoff

They decided to cancel my Sea Kayaking tour out to the Whitsunday Islands, due to high winds. My substitute plan is equally good. I'm off to the Barrier Reef fo $69. It did mean a 7.15 pick up. As we boarded the signs looked ominous as they were handing out the sea sickness pills saying how rough it was going to be. I think alot of this is mental.

It takes about 2.5 hours to get out to Reefworld and about an hour of that is through rough water when you aren't sheltered by the islands or the reef. It's certainly a good ride, but not as bad as I experienced in Fiji when I landed in the cyclone.

Reefworld is a pontoon set on the edge of hardy Reef. From there you can go on a snorkeling tour, scuba dive or take a joy flight all at extra cost. I did all the free stuff like snorkelling on your own or viewing the reef from the underwater room or the semi submersible. M & D you'll be pleased to know that I didn't SCUBA, I even found the snorkeling a bit freaky at first.

The colour of the coral was amazing although I have to say I saw better fish in Hawaii and also turtles there too. It's not as bright as the pictures make it. They use special cameras, but it is worth going. You obviously only get to see a very small portion of the 2300 km Great barrier reef.

The boat back was probably rougher, but fair play to the crew they were knowledgable, informative and funny even in the face of chunks flying everywhere (not mine). As soon as we got into the calmer waters the crew started handing out the chocolate sponge. The green faces turned greener and missed a real treat.

Couple of germans in my dorm. The one from Iserlohn again and some matey from Hamburg. I don't think they're real Germans as they claim not to own any David Hasselhoff albums.

Early to bed means early to rise and watch the England game.
Sunday 20th June 2004 - Day 280/366 - Mackay, Queensland to Airlie Beach, Queensland.

How did that just happen?

Happy Birthday Caz. Happy 30th Milkmaid!

Taken a bus up to Airlie Beach. Airlie is the gateway to the Whitsunday Islands. You can take your pick of any number of yachts to cruise around the islands for 2/3 days. I however fancy doing the sea kayaking.

How beautiful is Airlie Beach? The answer is very bloody.

I'm not sure how it happened, but I walked into a shop and came out half an hour later having spent $490 on a didgerido. I was going to pick up a cheaper pre made one, but this is a lovely big thick one, that I chose my own design and story on. It also came with a lovely boomerang and free delivery. So Mum when the nice man from DHL turns up in 3 weeks with a huge box it's for me. I figure I've save $400 by not crusing the islands, but I realise that that's dumb logic.
Saturday 19th June 2004 - Day 279/366 - Mackay, Queensland.

Platypus

I've had 8 different beds in 8 days. That's crazy.

I booked myself on Jungle Jono's Platypus Safari to the Eungella National Park for $68 with our tour guide................ Henrik. No I don't get it either.

Around Mackay is a big sugar cane growing region. Every field is chok a blok with sugar cane. Our first stop was the Finch Hatton Gorge for breakfast and a walk up to the Wheels of Fire Falls for a dip in the icy depths. We then had lunch with a stunning view across the valley and then headed to Broken River to spot the Platypus. They're funky little creatures that love dirty water and are really hard to spot. They are mammals that lay eggs. Like Echidnas they are monotremes. There's nothing else on earth like them. They've been about since the dinosaurs. Before I came to Australia I actually thought they were extinct so I was very excited to see one.

Watched the egg chasing in the evening. It was a much gutsier (if thats a word) performance. It's a shame Shaw got sent off as I'm sure it would have been a far closer game.

Saturday, June 19, 2004

Friday 18th June 2004 - Day 278/366 - Mackay, Queensland.

Godsisters?

Arrived in Mackay at 7.20. Surprisingly I managed a fair bit of sleep on the bus and I was able to watch the England v Switzerland replay. Nice to see us get a couple of goals from open play, but it really wasn't a very convincing performance.

The other day I found a new relative. It's a 16 year old God sister, my god mother's god daughter. Rhetorical question - Can I marry her?

Mackay is a far bigger place than I imagined. It's a city, but not a tourist destination. There seems to be a few unemployed, a few abos and all the teenage girls are pregnant.

Went to watch Shrek 2. I was the oldest person in the cinema without kids of my own. In the same vain as the first film. There's a fantastic spoof of cops and mission impossible.

Thursday, June 17, 2004

Thursday 17th June 2004 - Day 277/366 - Hervey Bay, Queensland to Mackay, Queensland.

Overnighter, Bluergh!

I've got an overnight bus trip to Mackay tonight, so had a day to waste in Hervey Bay. Wanted to do something productive, but the sea kayaking weren't answering the phones and the Camel Safari wouldn't pick up just one person.

I had a walk around the town. Hervey Bay is a really popular spot for whale watching. In about a month the whales, having given birth in the warmer waters, come into the bay to play before heading back to Antartica. The bay is also the major departure point for Fraser Island. That is pretty much the bay. Very pretty, but there's not really a heart to it.

I promised myself not to do anymore overnight bus journeys. They're debilitating and I've done my stint I feel. What can you dowith a 12 hour trip when there's nothing much in between. I thought about stopping in Rockhampton for the Aborigine culture, but everyone has said how feral the hostel is. I thought about Bundaberg for the Rum distillery, but I've done breweries and couldn't find a hostel there. I didn't feel either place warranted an overnight stay. Mackay however promises the chance at seeing a Platypus.

I've been wearing my England cricket top today. You know the one that Briggsy thinks makes me look like a football hooligan. Anyway an old lady stopped me in the street today and said how smart it looked. I think her guide dog agreed.
Wednesday 16th June 2004 - Day 277/366 - Eurong Resort, Fraser Island, Queensland to Hervey Bay, Queensland.

Awesome State of Origin

Got up at 6.00 to watch a perfect sunrise from the beach. It's always my favorite time of day although I don't often see it.

It's amazing to think that all the terrain, all the vegetation, in fact everything on the island is all built on sand.

After breakfast we drove up the beach and stopped at the coffee rocks. We got up close and personal with a dingo and saw a load of whales enjoying themselves just off the shore. I could sit and watch them all day.

We stopped at the pinnacles where there are more coloured sands, this time in interesting shapes and as ever the aborigines have another legend about it.

We visited another shipwreck. This time the Maheno, which ran aground in 1935 and has been left to the elements. The elements have done a pretty good job of burying. There are now 4 decks below the sands.

We then stopped off at Eli Creek. Up until a few months ago you used to be able to float down the creek, but a recent storm blew out the sand bank and released all the water.

You get the chance of a 20 minute scenic flight over the island for $60. I wish I'd taken up the option. The 70 miles of beach is officially the worlds longest runway so as a pedestrian you've got to look left, right and up when crossing the beach.

We had another good lunch and then it was back to Lake McKenzie before leaving the Island via the feral ferry to Hervey Bay. The skipper was quite amusing.

"As the tide has come the crossing will be quicker than normal as we can take a short cut and it's time for us to knock off. However if I miss the landing dock it could be a bit longer. It's normally pretty amusing when I miss the dock."

In conversations I suddenly realize that I am a veteran traveller. For so long I felt like a novice but no longer.

It's a lovely YHA in Hervey Bay. Shame there's nothing to do nearby, but at least its showing the 2nd State of Origin game. There's a guy in my room from Iserlohn. I have fond memories of Iserlohn (and the pils) and am looking forward to going back sometime. Shame he didn't take my hints and invite me.

The State of Origin is still the most intense and exciting Rugby that I've watched. I can't take my eyes off these games. Queensland won the game and have levelled the series. So it's back to Sydney for the finale.
Tuesday 15th June 2004 - Day 276/366 - Noosa, Queensland to Eurong Resort, Fraser Island, Queensland.

Sand really does get everywhere

Got picked up at 6.45 and driven up to Rainbow Beach via Noosa's North Shore Beach stopping at the coloured sands and the shipwreck of the Cherry Venture, spotting some hump backed whales and dolphins frolicking in the surf.

The coloured sands are 200 foot high sand dunes and have over 70 different shades of sand in then.

The Cherry Venture ran adrift in the 1970's during a cyclone and after numerous attempts to refloat her she's been left to rot on the beach. The council, in there wisdom,decided a few years back that she was unsafe and an eyesore so they're crushed the huge vessel back down to beach level. It's now even more of an eyesore.

The ferry to Fraser Island takes 10 mins to travel the 1 km. It's literally beach to beach. Apparently yesterday a toyota Hilux misjudged the ramp yesterday, drove off the edge and straight into 25 foot of water.

Fraser Island is the biggest sand island in the world. It's now world heritage listed due to an area of pristine rainforest. The island is 124 kms long and is 607 square miles. The island was mined until the 1970's and the black sand was used by the septics in there space shuttle program.

The island is home to purest breed of dingoes (so they say) which are far more pretty than I imagined. I imagined mangy mutts, but they're really quite nice.

I'm glad I did the guided tour. I hate the hoards of young backpackers. I wanna look justlike you. I'm frightened to be myself. Maybe if I was a few years younger. It's quite a good crew on the trip. The older people are only on a day trip, but there's about 7 of us staying the night and we're all the same age and get on well. Even the French guy. The guide was really informative also.

We drove up part of the 70 mile beach and then inland for a cold swim at the beautiful, but busy, freshwater Lake McKenzie.

It was then back inland to the Rainforest at Central Station before a lovely lunch at the Eurong Resort.

After lunch we took a trip up the beach and a forest walk and then up a dune to Lake Wabby. It was here that I saw my biggest spider so far in Oz. It's okay, they were only Golden Orbs. The Sand Blow was huge and quite reminiscent of the glaciers. The Lake was again Freshwater, cold and this time emerald green.

Back at the Resort we had another great meal and then a walk to the beach to check out the stars and the Milky Way. Then we hit the bar and I won the limerick competition and yes it was rude.
Monday 14th June 2004 - Day 275/366 - Mountain Creek, Queensland to Noosa, Queensland.

Bugger

How much does a pirate pay for there earrings?

A Bucaneer.

Happy Birthday to the Queen. What I want to know is how do the Aussies get a bank holiday and we don't.

Cathe gave me a lift into Maroochydore to catch my bus to Noosa.

I'm on an information blackout until I watch the replay of the England France game that was played this morning. All was going well until a frog on the bus gave the game away.

I booked a Fraser Island tour. This may sound a bit sad, but I opted for the 2 day 1 night tour, as I wanted to be back on the mainland for the State of Origin game on Wednesday night. With a discount the tour came to $185.

Noosa is a very trendy little resort. By that I mean expensive. Yet anouther beautiful beach and bay. On a bank holiday in England would you be able to get anywhere near the town let alone a spot on the beach. One slight hint at a problem would be all the building work that is going on in all these seaside towns, striving for the evil buck. I'm not saying these places are all turning into Benidorm (far from it), but keep Oz as it was made. Special!

I've had to buy a bag to fit in all my bits. My thinking being it's cost me the same as it would to post things home.

I managed to catch the replay of the England game. It's good to see a young squad with plenty of potential. What can you say about the last few minutes apart from that's what makes football a great game. It can be cruel sometimes, but I still love it. Beckham? I've been saying it for a while. Poor old Emile. What was James doing? He set the wallup. Zidane kicked the free kick to his side and he didn't even move. He should have been sent off and he'd have been suspended so we wouldn't have to suffer his calamities for a while. It's a cruching defeat and the lads need to get there heads right quickly for the next game.

Wednesday, June 16, 2004

Sunday 13th June 2004 - Day 274/366 - Caloundra, Queensland to Mountain Creek.

Free the Refugees

Took a drive to Moffat Beach so that Carol could inspect her unit and we met Cathe whom is another friend of Carols where I will be spending tonight.

Went to Mooloolaba for a mooch around and said goodbye to Carol, Eleanor, Erin and Lucas. Thanks for having me and I look forward to seeing you all in December. Thanks also to Jim and Julie and I hope some day they will make it to England.

Cathe and I went to Ginger factory at Yandina.

I need to get back into the hostels. I've become almost addicted to Big Brother. Miriam (the She/He) was introduced to the house on Friday night. She was immediately clocked by Ryan who was heard to mutter "I just saw a frank and beans". It did get exciting tonight when Merlin (honourary bird) was evicted and instead of being interviewed he sat on the couch with masking tape over his mouth, displaying a banner saying 'Free the Refugees'. This went down like a lead balloon with the audience, who booed him at every opportunity. Great controversary.

Bit disappointed on how the Euro 2004 Champs have been portrayed on the news. They've only mentioned the English hooligans, with no comment on the result of the first 2 games or the opening ceremony. No wonder everyone expects me to bottle them when I say that I like football.

Monday, June 14, 2004

Saturday 12th June 2004 - Day 273/366 - Kingaroy, Queensland to Caloundra, Queensland.

Lets talk about cricket.

Today is very important day. Why? Because it's the day that I was supposed to be coming home. Keep the Champagne on ice only 93 days to go.

My stay at another friends house is at an end. Yet again the young daughter was evicted from her room, to house me instead. This time thanks to Erin. El dont work too hard. Lucas keep practising FIFA and I'll whip you when you come over in Dec. Thanks to carol.

We drove up to the Sunshine coast stopping off at Maleny for a cup of Tea with Carols friends. Lovely views across the Glasshouse mountains. Then we drove up through the Hinterland and back down to to Caloundra to stay at Joyce's house. Joyce is 82 and still goes line dancing does Tai Chi. The bonus being she likes Rugby too so we sat and watched New Zealand v England test match.

What a pile of poo. Too many mistakes. We played like a bunch of amateurs who have never seen a rugby ball, let alone played together.
Friday 11th June 2004 - Day 272/366 - Kingaroy, Queensland.

HP3

Walked into town today with the intention of watching Harry Potter 3 for no other reason than it would annoy the kids. Can you believe that it wasn't being shown until 6pm. I guess it's to stop the little ones bunking off school to watch it. Not to worry at least I can be back home intime to watch Jerry Springer.

In truth I went to the Kingaroy cultural museum opposite the peanut silos. I learnt all about the growing and harvesting of peanuts. This really is Hicksville, but it's great. This is Oz, not the east coast traveller trail. Don't worry I still got home in time to watch Jerry.

We all went to Jim and Julies for a lovely roast dinner even if we were second choice.

Back home we stacked the firewood and set the mouse traps. Caught 2 of the hungry little blighters within a few minute.
Thursday 10th June 2004 - Day 271/366 - Kingaroy, Queensland.

Transparent not me!

Jim very kindly lent me his computer whilst he went off to work. So I spent 5 hours catching up and didn't even break the back of my backlog. You'll just have to wait.

I'm a little bit worried. Over the last couple of days people have been saying that I have some colour in my face and arms. That can't be right. I'm usually see through. However it is still a farmers tan.

In other more exciting (for me anyway) news it looks like Fleet have been given a reprieve and now won't be relegated, but will move accross the Pyramid to the Istmian League Division 1. Yeah lots of new grounds to visit.

Thursday, June 10, 2004

Photo Update



Another viewing, just for Briggsy






Here's me ripping it.



Check out the danglies. The Roo's not mine.



Koala Hugging. No more double chin comments please



Chino thinks it's cold



Erin, Lucas and Bloo feeding the Rosella's




Kingaroy, the home of the peanut, greatest tourist attraction





More Oz wildlife. A Koala chilling/spaced, a Kookaburra and a Wombat (moving)
Wednesday 9th June 2004 - Day 270/366 - Kingaroy, Queensland.

Big Trucks

Watched 'Bowling for Columbine'. Never seen it before and had been looking forward to it. 2 words. Interesting and worrying, but where's the conclusion.

Jim (Carols friend) cae and picked me up and took me to look around the coal mine where he works. The coal mine is the 3rd largest in Queensland and services the neighbouring Tarong Power Station which supplies 42% of Queensland's power. The mine is vast, interesting and full of holes and big machines. I got a ride on a 200 tonne truck, with a woman driver. Once the coal has been mined the hole is refilled and ground is recontoured and replanted.

Okay so I also learnt that if something is a bit sketchy or Dodgey, in the US you'd say it was 'Way Ghetto' and in Oz you'd say it was 'Ferral'. I like the Oz way
Tuesday 8th June 2004 - Day 269/366 - Kingaroy, Queensland.

20 Degrees is not cold

As I said the other day I think I've done most of my thinking and now i can just enjoy my final 3 months. If you know me then you'll realise that it's impossible for me to think about nothing so I turned my mind to the countries that I've visited and what I thought about them. I'll let you in on it all in good time.

Today, having had my fill of daytime TV yesterday, I walked into Kingaroy and went to the Cinema. No chance of there being a multiplex here. It's just a converted squash court. I watched 'The Day After Tomorrow'. 2 questions why do these things always happen to New York or Los Angeles, why not film it in Fleet. Secondly why do we always have to have people who fall is love. I know it's only a film, but it makes me cringe. I suppose at least it proves that the septics do know what global warming could do. Whether they do anything about it is another matter.

The outdoor pool is closed for the winter. Apparently it's too cold. 20 degrees is not cold! Hello.

I watched 'Phone Booth' which I thought would have been better. After all Eastwood raves about it.
Monday 7th June 2004 - Day 268/366 - Kingaroy, Queensland.

Sick Day

Today was like a sick day. I wasn't actually sick, but I did all the things that you would normally do when off sick, namely watch trash TV. So I watched Jerry Springer, Rikki Lake, Oprah Winfrey, Judge Judy, some Psycho Babble, Big Brother and Shrek (okay so thats not trash). The big story on Big Brother is that Miriam (the He/She) is entering the house next week. gripping TV huh!
Sunday 6th June 2004 - Day 267/366 - Kingaroy, Queensland.

I'm done, holidaying now.

We took a drive into the Bunya Mountains to feed the Rosellas, take a walk and eat Bunya Nut Scones.

In recent times my Blog has started to contain less and less of my feelings. It's been more of been here, done that. I'm concious of that, but in truth I think I have reached the end of time travelling. I think I've acheived what I set out to do (although I'm not sure I knew what that was when I left). Over the past few weeks I've felt a change in my attitude. I've done all my thinking and changing. I know what i have to do when I get home, where it takes me I know not, but there are things that I can only do from home. For the next 3 months (it's under 100 days now), I'm going to enjoy my holiday and make the most of the experience and watch every single game of the European Championships.
Saturday 5th June 2004 - Day 266/366 - Kingaroy, Queensland.

The sights of Kingaroy

1st stop the mall. Just like anyother.

2nd stop the Peanut Van. Winner of the tourism award for South Burnett. Need I say more. www.peanutvan.com.au

3rd stop the local mount and the view over the surrounding area.

In the evening we went to Eleanor's (Carols' eldest) awards where she has received funding from the South Burnett Youth Investment Program to help with her dancing. It's a bloody good program designed to help the youth in rural areas pursue there dreams. It was a good night, with entertainment laid on.
Friday 4th June 2004 - Day 265/366 - Brisbane, Queensland to Kingaroy, Queensland.

The next stop will be Peanut Central

I had a job trying to find a way of getting to Kingaroy. Nobody seemed to understand why I wanted to go there. Apparently its Peanut Country, but its also where my Godmother and her 3 children live. Auntie Carol (although I think we worked out that we're second cousins) came to Oz travelling to escape the small scottish village where my Mum and her were brought up. She liked it so much that she emigrated and now works as a teacher in Peanut Central.

This is my first venture inland, off the traveller trail to see real Australia and Australians and how they live. kingaroy is 3 hours north west of Brisbane.

As ever waiting for me at the house was a letter from my Mum with all the paper clippings, keeping me in the loop with what happened in Fleet. Interestingly Hart is said to be the happiest district in the UK to live in. http://www.fleet-online.co.uk/story.asp?intid=554&txtpaper= and to think that you guys mock me.

Wednesday, June 09, 2004

Thursday 3rd June 2004 - Day 264/366 - Brisbane, Queensland.

Super Size Me

Finished reading Stupid White Men by Michael Moore. This should be made compulsory reading for all Americans. I know I'm going to send a copy to all the septics that I know. Everyone told me that this book was funny, which it is, but it's also very concerning.

I watched 'Super Size Me' in one of those independent Cinemas. No something that I'd normally do, but hey it's been a year of firsts. It's probably the busiest cinema showing that I'd been to, but I'd never heard of the film. I just liked the picture as I was walking by. Mind it was mainly students. The film was dubbed as 'The Bowling for Columbine of Fast food' and 'A film of epic portions'.

So basically the idea of the film is that the guy eats McDonalds for 30 days to see what happens. He employs a Nutrionist, a cardiologist, a gastro doctor, a GP and a Fitness trainer to record the results. The rules are he has to eat 3 square meals a day, but only things off the McDonalds menu, including water. He has to eat everything on the menu at least once in the 30 days and he has to Super Size it if asked, even when he had a McStomach Ache.

So in the UK our normal portion in kids in the US. Medium is Small, Large is Medium and so on. We have nothing that compares to the Supersize US portions. The US supersize includes a half gallon of soda, that contains 600 calories just in the drink.

Everyone predicted what the results would be, but in reality they turned out to be more serious than predicted. The film is funny, but very serious. I'm so glad my McDonalds diet is over, I feel so much better, no really.

Wednesday, June 02, 2004

Wednesday 2nd June 2004 - Day 263/366 - Brisbane, Queensland.

Crikey life's strange

Mx and I are off on a trip to the Australia Zoo home of the Crocodile Hunter, or Steve 'Crikey' Irwin as we like to call him. It meant an early start to catch the crocodile train ($34) which includes return train ride to Beerwah, bus transfer to zoo and entry.

We had time for brekky at the station and by some complete freak I recognised 2 people at the till. It's Chris and Charl (the NICE welsh people) from my Paihia dive course. They're in Brisbane for 1 day and are heading to the Zoo too. What's the chances of that.

The zoo it pretty good. It's very new and well laid out. There is plenty of space for the animals, but prehaps not enough animals. Highlights would be the elephant feeding, the baby Tiger cubs (which Mx hugged) the 5000 seat crocoseum with the bird show, snake show and crocodile show. Steve 'Crikey' Irwin didn't do the show, but apparently he was about.

It was really good to see Chris and Charl again. We weren't sure if we'd get a chance to meet up as they weren't originally going through Brisbane. Whats the chances of that?

Had a nice last supper with Mx and went over all the things we've done over the last nine months. She flies to Perth tomorrow, then Tokyo, then home by next Friday.

Went and watched Evelyn.
Tuesday 1st June 2004 - Day 262/366 - Surfers Paradise, Queensland to Brisbane, Queensland.

Koala Hugging

My courtesy bus driver from the hostel slept in. He didn't get up until 8.30 and my greyhound leaves at 8.40. We arrived at the terminal just in time. I walked round to the coach and the driver asked me where I was going. He just chucked my bad in the stowage and told me to get on board. No body checked my tickets. They counted the number of passengers (14) and checked it to the number who had checked in (13) said that was close enough and headed to Brisbane.

An hour later we were in Brisbane, I'd met up with Mx and Catherine and Nadine and we headed to the Lone Pine Koala Sanctuary ($12.80). There are loads (130) of Koalas here and you get the chance to hug one and have your photo taken with it ($15). You can also hand feed the Kangaroos and Emus. I also saw Tasmanian Devil, Dingoes (ate my baby), ecidnas and saw a Wombat move. I think I only now need to see a Platypus.

This is the most expensive sanctuary that I've been to but by far the best.