The Years Best (Actual) Headlines of 2003

1. Crack Found on Governors Daughter

2. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

3. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

4. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

5. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

6. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

7. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

8. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

9. Miners Refuse to Work after Death

10. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

11. War Dims Hope for Peace

12. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

13. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

14 Enfield Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

15. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

16. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

17. Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

18. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

19. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

20. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

21. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

22. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors